Keep Calm and Reload Tee shirt
Keep Calm and Reload with all speed and dexterity is what the drill Sargent use to say.
On really bad days I try to just stay calm and reload with whatever is to hand.
In these days of madness and mayhem, we must maintain systems.
You must also maintain a degree of composure and enough ammunition to do your next job, whatever sort of consumable you need.
Mostly it is coffee but later in the day something with a little more clout often comes into play.
The thing is when I wear my Keep Calm and Reload Tee Shirt everyone knows not to tick me off.
I call this Tee Shirt my smorgasbord Tee Shirt to remove all confusion as to why it was invented and to keep morons with no sense of humour off my tail.